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Leave present time good,No one know about the tomorrow!
Rules are made to the break!
You are not to old 🙋 complete your dream true!
Always 🙋 try don’t feel fail without try!
No one is perfect understanding is important!
My life is like open book 📚 but I am not allowed to anyone to read it!
Don’t think about tomorrow,Think about the now!
Advantages of speaking truth is that you don’t need to think to speak!
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
My Friend ask me, How is your life? I said she is fine.
ME without you is like: “Facebook” without friends, “Google” with no results & “Youtube” without videos!
I am type of person ,who wants to get good Marks, but doesn’t want to study!
!I might as well call you Google, B,coz you have everything that I am looking for….
My first name and your last name ,together make sound great!..
All man are not fools, some stay bachelors.!
God made every person different, He got tired! when time he got to china…
The greatest pleasure in Life is that what people say you can’t do.!
I am not failed, Because my success is lost.!
Real relationship is that in which we fight love trust each other.!
Don’t talk to me B’coz I was attached easily!
People who are closed mind always 🙋 open their mouth!
When it’s time to go, don’t doubt or hesitate, hello to Great & Good Bye to good!!!
I am Not link to my self “Special” I think I am “Limited” Edition!
In today’s world, the key to success is to delete your ..Whatsapp & Facebook account!
Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray….but it’s there.
There is nothing greater in the world ,than being loving parents…
*Sometimes no matter..! how much you want things to happen!, all you can do is wait…
We should love, Not fall in love…Because everything that falls, gets broken….
I am “SINGLE” Because I have not found someone, who deserves ME…!
If nobody love you, then you are doing something wrong..!.
Dream is not complete by sleeping!
if Any one need relationship than Msg me I am free for everyone!
You know what I like about people? Their dogs.
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Sometimes life is too hard to Be alone… And Sometimes life is too good to be alone………
Why fall in love? When you can fall asleep!
History is made by those people who break the rules.
My moral in life is simple… you treat me well and I will definitely treat you better..
Great advices comes from worst experiences..
If u can’t be a pencil to write someone’s happiness than try to be a eraser to remove their sadness…..
Every little lie you lie, brings us 🙋 closer to a final goodbye.
Be mad to achieve what you desire and be a child to enjoy what you have…….
Tomorrow India’s Productivity will decline by 40% & If India looses India’s Birth rate will Increase by 10% #INDvsAUS
A fool says what he knows, and a wise man knows what he says .
All the treasures of earth cannot bring back one lost moment
If You Want To Read About Love And Marriage, You Have To Buy Two Separate Books 😀
Every Whatsapp status is a silent message for someone.
I wish I could illegally download clothes.
I need a phone with 500% battery life.
I’m not online, it’s just an illusion. 😛
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I can see you checking my whatsapp status. B)
Too busy to update a status. 0_o
I think you are suffering from lack of Vitamin ME 😛
Busy But Available For Selected.
Don’t you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
Mirrors don’t lie. Lucky for you, 🙋 they don’t laugh either.
Please install drivers to see status
If you dream it, you can do it.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
Follow the rhythm of your heart and you’ll find out where your going
You’re just as temporary as this status babe.
Mom: why is everything on the floor? Me: Gravity mom 🙂
If you can say it behind their back, you should be able to say it to their face.
You can skydive without a parachute. But only once.
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Feels like getting some work done…and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.
Standing on the front lawn with his pants down waiting for the Google Earth Car to drive by and take a photo .
I HAVE NO NUMBERS IN MY PHONE PLEASE LEAVE UR NUMBERS..
I am juz having a fcked up life..
Sometimes I just want to run up to a stranger on the street and say….YOU ARE IT… and then run away.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
If money does not grow on trees then why do banks have branches.