fantastic funny girl quotes for whatsapp
You are the best girlfriend if his ex-girlfriends hate you, his mother loves you and he can’t forget you!
If a girl asks a question, it’s better to tell her back the truth. Maybe girl asks you because she already knows the answer!
Boys love Baseball. Girls love Baseball Players!
Filtering with a girl is like playing chess. One wrong move and you are married!
How to find out girl’s faults? Try to praise her to her girlfriends.
I never thought I would laugh again… But then I saw your new girlfriend!
Good girls go straight to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere!
Girls have an unfair advantage over guys: if they don’t get something they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
How to make a girl to fall in love with you by saying just in 3 words??? Tell her: “I play baseball!”
Girls are like cell phones: they love to be held, talked to, but if you press the wrong button – you’ll be disconnected!
Good girls = bad girls who never get caught.
There are 2 things an average girl wishes: to find the perfect guy and to eat without getting fat.
Hope your day is as beautiful as your butt!
Be a girl with a mind, a bitch with an attitude and a lady with a class.
Girl’s most beautiful outfit is charisma, the prettiest accessory – smile, and the best pair of heels – confidence.
When a girl tells you that she loves you from the bottom of her heart, this means that there is still enough space for another boy on top!
In every girl there is a goddess.
I like to see you smiling but only when my camera is on! Submited by: Beany
fantastic funny girl quotes
“Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be.”
“Never ever dare to underestimate the power of a woman’s intuition and instinct. She can recognize a game before you even play it.”
“If you’re sad, add more lipstick and attack.” – Coco Chanel
“A wise girl knows her limits, a smart girl knows that she has none.” – Marilyn Monroe
“You’re a beautiful girl, and you can do anything you want in life.” – Jeanine Pirro
“Eat diamonds for breakfast and shine all day.”
“Give a girl the correct footwear and she can conquer the world.” – Bette Midler
“Speak english. Kiss french. Dress italian. Spend arab. Party caribbean.”
“I’m a girl. Don’t touch my hair, face, phone, or boyfriend.”
“We girls, we’re tough, darling. Soft on the outside but, deep down, we’re tough.” – Kristen Ashley
“Heels and red lipstick will put the fear of God into people.” – Dita Von Teese
“Be a beautiful cupcake in a world full of muffins.”
“A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.” – Coco Chanel
“Better to be strong than pretty and useless.” – Lilith Saintcrow
“A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn’t mean she can’t have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.” – Cher
“A real girl isn’t perfect and a perfect girl isn’t real.” – Harry Styles
“Every beautiful girl need to hear some cute words but only one who deserve it.” – Nabil Toussi
“A girl should be like a butterfly. Pretty to see, hard to catch.”
“Be someone who makes everyone feel like someone.”
“You can’t compare me to the next girl. Because there is no competition. I’m one of a kind, and that’s real.”
“Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins.” – Paris Hilton
“Yes, I am unapologetically girly.” – Dana Dalgetty
“Keep your heels, head, and standards high.”
“A lady’s imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.” – Jane Austen
“I’m the type of girl that puts on her better smile, her better outfit, and better attitude and shows him what he left behind.”
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous.”
“A girl doesn’t need anyone who doesn’t need her.” – Marilyn Monroe
“Whatever boys can do, girls can do better.”