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120+ insult status quotes latest 2020

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insult status for boys / boyfriend

Boys always smell so bad!

My heart has no room for you, but the trunk of my car definitely does.

Oh, my bad. I’m sorry for bothering you. I forgot I only exist when you need me for something.

Boy: Does he make you laugh like i did? Girl: He doesn’t make me cry like you did.

I hate when my boyfriend doesn’t shave and then wants to kiss me—itchy!

Why are boyfriends so gross?

We all love someone way to fucking much.

Does anyone else’s boyfriend fart on them too?

Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

Does anyone have a problem getting their boyfriend to do the dishes?

A real boyfriend never gives up on his girl. He fights for her.

How did my boyfriend ever survive before I was part of his life?

Men or shoes? I choose shoes. They last longer.

Today is national animal day. Please take a moment to remember your ex-boyfriend.

My ex boyfriend just tried to boil eggs and it was the biggest fail ever.

Never underestimate a man’s ability to make you feel guilty for his mistakes.

Dear Ex, I’m glad I had you as an example of what not to look for in the future.

I left because you never ask me to stay.

A strong man can handle a strong woman. A weak man will say she has an attitude.

I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.

I won’t block you or delete you. I’m keeping you there, so you are able to see how happy I am.

Anyone want to rent my boyfriend for a week so I don’t kill him for being annoying?

Ever looked at your ex and wondered “Was I drunk the entire relationship?

I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.

I’m sorry I offended you with my common sense.

Are boys not grossed out by anything?

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You are very beautiful, no doubt about that but I will still rate a monkey ahead of you.

I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.

I will try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

Calling you ugly would be an insult to the ugly people.

Don’t think, it may sprain your brain!

Can you turn around and look at me? Turn back again.

I respect you so much I salute you with 1 finger!

You’re so much smarter when you don’t speak.

You’re so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water just to see your reflection.

It’s not that you are weird, it’s just that everyone else is normal.

Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.

Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.

Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

Mix with people with a good attitude.

I don’t insult people. I just describe them.

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

How would you like to feel the way you look?

I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.

Do u practice being this ugly?

I don’t believe in plastic surgery, but in your case, Go ahead.

Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

Save your breath, you’ll need it to blow up your date.

I’m in my own lane, you ain’t in my category.

Can’t gets me on the line so they hang me out to dry for it.

Silly me, expecting too much from people again.

Haters don’t really hate you, they hate themselves; because you’re a reflection of what they wish to be.

To my haters, don’t worry about my life, it ain’t for you.

If you are shameless, you would do as you wish.

I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.

Why don’t you understand me as my iPhone does?

I just want to tell you that I do not really give any damn on what you are doing right now.

I don’t Know, How People Can Fake whole Relationship. I can’t even fake a hello to Sombody. I DON’T LIKE

I posted on your wall. No, not Facebook, look at the side of your house.

Don’t give cherries to pigs or advice to fools.

Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today? 😀

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers 凸(-_-)凸

U loved me, but never tried to understand me

Every fool finds a greater one to admire them.

April Fools gone past, and your the biggest fool at last.

Whatever you are, be a good one.

Its better to alone than to be with loosers…….

Do not take any insult thrown at you seriously because it will only make you unhappy.

If you lie to me that is okay, it would not insult me but when you question me, I am bothered.

How dare you question the things I say and insult my intelligence together with it?

Good with the knife , Bad with the wife

All men are not fools, there are still some bachelors.

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You are so annoying; I hate the way your voice sounds like screeching tires on a traffic.

The way your face looks could probably stop traffic because it is so scary to look at.

I think you should go to church more often so that it would eventually rub off on your attitude.

An insult is so hard to forget so instead of injuring your enemy just keep insulting them.

I do not care how much you would like to insult me but do not insult my family, ever.

Stop doing things that are only an insult to your intelligence and kindness, stop them.

I actually do not believe that people should get plastic surgery but I think you really need one.

You may think that I am joking but I am actually serious when I said that I do not like you.

I slipped on a banana peel and I fell in love with the person who helped me up.

If my animals don’t like you, I don’t like you.

You once were strong, invincible and unbreakable. Now, you’re weak-minded and self-destructive, with no self-respect.

The fault of humans: Never appreciate what we have but when it is gone we realize how important it is

Its funny how people will talk bad about you to others to make them hate you so they can feel better about themselves.

some people need to open their small minds instead of big mouths!!

Go and sell ur EGO at OLX n u’ll realise that its not even worth a PENNY..

Things might be better if you are not with me and you do not ever show your face to me ever.

What may seem like a joke to you can actually be somewhat of an insult to other people.

To be honest with you, let me tell you just how much I do not care on anything about you.

What is the point with backstabbing me when all you become then is one big stupid person.

The best thing you could do is to look at yourself in the mirror and go judge yourself.

You do not even know me so you do not have the right to judge me one bit, remember that.

When you stop comparing yourself to anybody else, you stop insulting yourself with it.

I would love to slap you but that would-be animal abuse.

Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh, wait that’s your face.

Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.

Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.

A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny? Me: Yeah, every time I look at you.

You are so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head, just to avoid your face.

insult status quotes for girls

Bitch, I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.

When guys get jealous it can be kinda cute. When girls get jealous World War III is about to start.

I’m just wondering… Being stupid is a kind of your profession or have you been born with this talent?

I love my girl, but sometimes I wonder what she’s thinking.

Maybe you should eat your makeup so you can try and be pretty on the inside, bitch!

Haters keep on hating, cause somebody’s gotta do it.

If you don’t like me, why do you waste your time making fun of me?

No matter how much my girlfriend works out, she still can’t open a jar to save her life.

I refuse to have a battle of wits… with someone who is unarmed.

Being hated isn’t easy, you know. You just cannot falter meeting their expectations.

Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh, wait that’s your face.

I’ve never seen my girl madder than when I hid her favorite lipstick.

Bitch please! I can remove 90% of your ‘Beauty’ with a wet towel.

We know that mirrors are not able to speak. In your case, you ought to feel lucky that they are neither able to laugh.

Plastic surgery is trash. Yet, in your case, I would recommend you to go ahead.

People of your kind make having a middle finger reasonable.

Bitch please! You are so fake, even China denied they made you!

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