latest pepe le pew quotes
“Where are you my melon-baby-choly?!”
“Zee cabbage does not run away from zee corn-beef.”
“I am stupid. No?”
I was the second-youngest child in a family that took up the better part of an entire pew at our Baptist church.
I went to church irregularly and was mostly reading comics in the pew.
“Do you know that when you are in love it is impossible to get insurance?!”
“I am ze captain, and you are ze first mate. Promotions will follow quickly!”
“un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept, huit, neuf, dix……”
“Permit me to introduce myself. I am Pepe Le Pew, your lover!”
“I always got A’s in gym.”
“Ze moon! Ze June! Ze spoon! C’est l’amour!! C’est toujours!”
Quelle est? Une king-sized femme skunk. Acres and acres of her, and she is mine, all mine!
When it’s foggy in the pulpit it’s cloudy in the pew.
My mom always says I cut my teeth on the church pew.
“You know, most men would get discouraged by now fortunately for you, I am not most men!”
“Where are you, my little object of art? I am here to collect you.”
“The game of love is never called on account of darkness, my little midnight snack.”
“Is it possible to be too attractive?”
“You stop resisting me, bebe, and I’ll stop resisting you.”
You know, most men would get discouraged by now. Fortunately for you, I am not most men!
“Friday? Monday? Right now?”
Captain Jack Sparrow is like a cross between Keith Richards and Pepe Le Pew.
“The game of love is never called on account of darkness.”
You are ze corned beef to me, and I am ze cabbage to you.
If you have not tried it, do not knock it.
Pepe Le Pew : What is this? Oh, but of course. This little one wish to commit suicide to prove her love for me. What a sweet gesture. Nevertheless, I must prevent it.
Perfume Shop Owner : [Crying] Oh, pouvre de moi! I am ze bankrupt!
Cat : Le mew. Le purr.
Perfume Shop Owner : Ah, le pussy ferocious. Remove that skunk, that polecat pole from the premises. Avec!
Pepe Le Pew : Quelle est? Ah, le belle femme skunk fatale.
“All is love in fair and war.”
“Au revoir, pidgeon. Sweeting is such part sorrow.”
“When you are a skunk, you learn how to hold your breath for a long time.”
“Vive le colonies Americe`!”
I like it! Come back! Ze corned beef does not run away from ze cabbage!
“You are the corned beef, and I am the cabbage. The corned beef is nothing without the cabbage.”
All is love in fair and war.
“You may call me Streetcar, because of my desire for you.”
Pepe Le Pew : [after “shooting” himself] I missed! Lucky for you.
Pepe Le Pew : Do not come wiz me to ze Casbah – we shall make beautiful musicks togezzer right here!
Pepe Le Pew : Un smelle vous finay.
“The whole feeling-out-of-my-element thing was pissing me off, and then I had Pepé Le Pew over there threatening my death.”
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You are my peanut, 🤪 I am your brittle!
Friday? Monday? Right now?
Yep, it’s the second last line of Touche` and Go. After that he says, “The game of love is never called on account of darkness.
Another good one: “All is love in fair and war.
u revoir, pidgeon. Sweeting is such part sorrow.
A colleague of mine once noted, there is very little difference between men and women. But, VIVE LE DIFFERENCE!!”
Where are you, my little gumbo of chicken ? Your French fried shrimp is sizzling for you.
Acres and acres of girls!! And they are mine!! All mine!!!
while swimming with no oxygen tank* “When you are a skunk, you learn how to hold your breath for a long time.
Zee stripe! It is gone! She is not a skunk at all!”(No Duh, Pepe!).
(After removing his own white stripe): “If you cannot beat them, join them! Wait for baby!”
I shoot you with the ack-ack of love…
From the same cartoon: “I always got A’s in gym.
Ah! This leetle one wishes to commit suicide to prove her love for me. What a sweet gesture. Never-the-less, I must prevent eet!